Bd9: Abbott Elementary S01e03

“More snot. Parents love real tears.”

Janine explains she created an Amazon Wishlist. The problem: no one is buying from it.

“Gregory, would you pay $50 to be line leader?”

“That’s a marketing problem, sweetheart. You’re selling ‘educational enrichment.’ Boring. What you need is pity .”

“I’ll name it ‘The Eraser of My Enemies.’”