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Intern Kevin pressed it at 11:47 AM. The machine emitted a soft, confused hum, then dispensed a clear, steaming liquid that smelled faintly of petrichor and burnt sugar. Kevin drank it. For the next six hours, he could see radio waves. He described the Wi-Fi signal as “a sad purple jellyfish” and successfully rerouted the entire server room’s cabling without looking at a single label.

When Brenda from HR selected “Decaf,” the machine dispensed a dark, volcanic roast that gave her the energy to reorganize the entire employee grievance system in one afternoon—while also making her fluent in sarcasm.

Then came the incident with the “Hot Water” button.