Aphrodite The Goblins Pet Link

Her name is Aphrodite. And she is a goblin’s pet.

Not a metaphor. Not a temporary arrangement. According to three independent sources within the Warrens of Gruth, the legendary nymph-touched being known as Aphrodite—said to be a lost daughter of a minor love deity, or perhaps a mortal so beautiful that gods themselves grew jealous—now wears a tarnished iron collar and sleeps at the feet of a one-eyed goblin named Snikk. Let us first address the impossible. Snikk is not a chieftain. He owns no hoard, commands no warband, and wields no cursed blade. By goblin standards, he is small, even for his kind—wiry, with patchy green skin, a missing left ear, and a permanent wheeze from a childhood lung-rot. aphrodite the goblins pet

The Under-Realm shuddered. Eldrin Vex is the author of “So You’ve Been Cursed: A Practical Guide” and “Fifty Shades of Slime.” He currently owes Snikk three copper pieces for an interview Aphrodite did not show up to. Her name is Aphrodite