Zara sighed. “This is going to be the longest mission of my life.”
She didn’t blink. “I’m Zara. MI7 sent me to babysit you. Dr. Evil has a new plan, and you’ve been asleep for sixty-three years.”
Teaming up with a no-nonsense hacker named Zara (who thinks his teeth are “bioweapons”), Austin must infiltrate a disco-themed volcano lair, out-sass a giant killer robot cat named Mr. Bigglesworth (now with laser eyes), and reclaim his mojo from a feminist commune of ex-henchwomen who’ve rebranded it as “emotional intelligence.”
It’s not easy being groovy in a gritty reboot world. But if anyone can save humanity with bad puns, raised eyebrows, and a stolen moon buggy, it’s the man who still thinks “tweet” is something birds do.
When MI7’s grooviest agent gets cryo-thawed by mistake (again), he discovers Dr. Evil has weaponized nostalgia. The villain’s new plot? Deploy a “Retro Ray” that turns all modern tech into lava lamps, fondue sets, and mood rings—plunging the world into a permanent 1968 where Evil rules as the Sultan of Shag.
Zara sighed. “This is going to be the longest mission of my life.”
She didn’t blink. “I’m Zara. MI7 sent me to babysit you. Dr. Evil has a new plan, and you’ve been asleep for sixty-three years.”
Teaming up with a no-nonsense hacker named Zara (who thinks his teeth are “bioweapons”), Austin must infiltrate a disco-themed volcano lair, out-sass a giant killer robot cat named Mr. Bigglesworth (now with laser eyes), and reclaim his mojo from a feminist commune of ex-henchwomen who’ve rebranded it as “emotional intelligence.”
It’s not easy being groovy in a gritty reboot world. But if anyone can save humanity with bad puns, raised eyebrows, and a stolen moon buggy, it’s the man who still thinks “tweet” is something birds do.
When MI7’s grooviest agent gets cryo-thawed by mistake (again), he discovers Dr. Evil has weaponized nostalgia. The villain’s new plot? Deploy a “Retro Ray” that turns all modern tech into lava lamps, fondue sets, and mood rings—plunging the world into a permanent 1968 where Evil rules as the Sultan of Shag.
