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It was 2006. Marcus had just bought the Director’s Ultimate Vision DVD of his favorite action movie, Neutron Storm . The box promised: “OVER 12 HOURS OF EXTRAS!”

Disc 3 was pure bloat: “Interactive Galleries” (press next 400 times to see props), “Easter Egg Hunt” (clues hidden in menus that led to a 10-second clip of the director’s cat), and a “Multi-Angle Explosion Scene” with eight identical angles. bloat dvd

“Okay, Disc 2: Special Features!” Marcus announced. It was 2006

The movie was fine. Two hours of explosions and one-liners. Then Disc 1 ended. bloat dvd