Captain Marvel Parody Best May 2026

“You, like, okay?” CAROL: “I have no memory of who I am. But I do know one thing.” [pause] “That ‘non-fat yogurt’ poster over there is lying.” The Twist on Her Powers Carol is absurdly, comically overpowered — but completely apathetic. She can punch through a warship, but only if it’s in her way to a food court pretzel stand.

“You owe us, Vers.” CAROL: “I don’t even owe my library a late fee.” [blows up his ship with a side-eye] Goose the “Cat” (But Worse) Goose is still a Flerken, but instead of tentacles, he vomits expired coupons and passive-aggressive sticky notes . captain marvel parody

“That thing is an alien menace.” CAROL: “He’s a rescue. Also, he ate my last nerve. So congrats, Fury — you’re now my emotional support human.” Climax (Parody Style) The Skrulls reveal they’re not evil — just really bad at organizing group projects. Carol agrees to help, but only because their leader has a rare edition of Beverly Hills, 90210 on VHS. “You, like, okay