He tried to click the "Options" menu. It was gone. The only button left was the void.
Three tabs were open. Tab One: a static Wikipedia page about the Siege of Constantinople (for the rapid Alt+Tab maneuver). Tab Two: a Google Doc titled “Ming_Essay_FINAL_revised_2.doc” (completely blank). Tab Three: cookieclicker.unblocked.wtf . cookie clicker unblocked wtf
That night, Leo did not go home. He walked past his house, past the town line, down a dark road that hadn't been there this morning. In the distance, he saw a faint glow. The glow of an oven. And he heard a whisper on the wind, the sound of a billion mice clicking in unison: He tried to click the "Options" menu
Desperation turned to morbid curiosity. Leo clicked faster. He became a machine of self-destruction. Three tabs were open
He typed with his remaining nine fingers: The Ming Dynasty fell because it forgot to feed the thing that feeds on hunger.
The hole was now the entire cookie. The circle of nothingness had consumed the icon completely. The "Cookies per second" counter, which had been frozen at zero, began to tick backwards. -1. -2. -4.
Leo blinked. He clicked the hole.
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