Tupac’s Last Photographer, Leonard Jefferson, Relives the Night of September 7th
History is often captured by accident. On the night of September 7, 1996, Leonard Jefferson was not looking to document a tragedy; he was...
Last summer, I finally gave up on the perfect photo. Instead, we started the Annual Family Beach Pageant —and honestly? It saved our vacation. It is exactly what it sounds like, but zero stress and 100% fun. No swimsuits, no serious judging, and definitely no talent portions involving actual practice.
We clear a small circle in the sand. Everyone gets into a crab walk position (facing up, walking on hands and feet). The last person to collapse or fall over wins. Watching grandma beat the teenager at this was the highlight of the decade.
Declare your beach day a pageant. Award the crown. Embrace the chaos.
Trust me—it beats one more stiff "everyone say cheese" photo.
Here is the simple premise: Every family member competes in four ridiculous categories. The winner gets a plastic crown from the dollar store and first pick of the ice cream flavor. 1. The Sandcastle Gown (Creative Construction) Forget bikinis. Each person has five minutes to sculpt a "gown" or "suit" out of wet sand on their lower half. My husband tried to make a “Roman gladiator skirt.” My daughter made a mermaid tail. I made a pile that looked suspiciously like a melting cake. The messier, the better.