Part 1 //free\\ - Family Beach Pageant

And here they are, looking like a beachy bunch! We've got Mom, the glamorous goddess of the shore; Dad, the laid-back lifeguard; Teenage Daughter, the sassy siren; and Little Son, the mini-me maverick.

Welcome to the Family Beach Pageant! We've got a fantastic lineup of talented families competing for the top prize. And first up, please put your hands together for... The Smiths! family beach pageant part 1

"Sandy Toes and Sun-Kissed Noses"

(The scene ends with the Family laughing and the audience cheering.) And here they are, looking like a beachy bunch

(rolling her eyes) Ugh, can we just get this over with? And here they are