India’s Only Honest Newspaper Issue #4,209 | Price: ₹12 (Negotiable if you have a sad face) COVER STORY “IT’S THE ECONOMY, STUPID… BUT PLEASE DON’T ASK FOR DETAILS” By Gyanu the Intern (who is still waiting for his stipend from 2019)
“We have entered the ‘Amrit Kaal of Optimism’,” said the Finance Minister, adjusting his spectacles that definitely do not have Google Glass hidden inside. “All indicators are green, except for the ones that are red, which we have decided to ignore.” jab comics
In corporate India, “family” means “we will emotionally manipulate you for free overtime.” The moment you ask for a raise, you become the “black sheep.” Update your resume, beta. Real families don’t have HR departments. THE BACK PAGE: “SORRY, NEXT WEEK” Due to a “technical glitch” (the editor fell asleep watching a 4-hour geopolitical analysis on YouTube), we are re-running our most popular cartoon from 1998. India’s Only Honest Newspaper Issue #4,209 | Price: