“Sonny,” he said to Crispin, “that fence ain’t the problem. The problem is that Mr. Hopple buried his dead wife’s jewelry box under the boundary line, and he don’t want Mrs. Bramble’s side of the fence to claim it.”

They grumbled, but they did it. The first year, they didn’t speak. The second year, they spoke of the weather. The third year, Mr. Hopple brought honey. The fourth year, Mrs. Bramble brought her famous blackberry jam.

The trial meandered like the creek behind the Lomp. Witnesses spoke of weather patterns, bee migration, and one memorable tangent about a missing gnome. Then, on the third day, old Mr. Aldritch took the stand. He was ninety-three, blind in one eye, and had lived in Dromore since before the town had a name.

In the small, rainswept town of Dromore, there stood a courthouse known to locals as the Lomp. It was a lopsided building, its roof sagging like a tired mule, its doors never quite square. No one remembered why it was called the Lomp—perhaps because it slumped on its foundation, or because the judge who built it had been named Lompetter. Either way, the Lomp Court was where petty grievances grew into full-blown legends.

Mrs. Bramble called for Surveyor Figg. Figg was a man who measured things twice and still doubted himself. He produced a leather-bound map, yellowed and crumbly, dated 1847. “Right here,” Figg said, tapping a dotted line, “the shadow of the Old Mast Oak was to mark the western boundary at precisely twelve noon on Midsummer’s Day.”

Mr. Hopple’s shoulders fell. “Yes,” he whispered. “But it’s not jewelry. It’s the town’s original charter. I found it when digging post holes. I was going to return it… eventually.”