Noodlemagazun [patched] ✦ Newest & Genuine

Leo was thirteen, lanky, and bored. He picked up the top issue. The cover was electric pink, featuring a bowl of ramen that looked more like a neon constellation than food, steam curling into the shapes of kanji he couldn’t read. The logo was a tangle of noodles forming the letters N-O-O-D-L-E-M-A-G-A-Z-U-N .

Issue #27 was the last one. The website went dark. The email address bounced. Dante shrugged and said, “Some noodles dissolve in the broth. That’s not a tragedy. That’s the point.” noodlemagazun

It was the summer of 2004, and Leo’s older brother, Dante, had just returned from a semester abroad in Tokyo with a cardboard box full of things that made no sense to their suburban Chicago parents. Inside: a half-empty bottle of yuzu vinegar, a DVD of a game show where people ran obstacle courses in inflatable sumo suits, and seven issues of a magazine called . Leo was thirteen, lanky, and bored

There was a submission form. Leo, possessed by the kind of courage only boredom and bad sleep schedules can produce, typed out a 200-word story about a vending machine in Kyoto that only sold dreams. He clicked send. The logo was a tangle of noodles forming

“What is this?” Leo asked.

Dante grinned, tossing him a piece of dried squid. “It’s not a magazine about noodles. It’s a magazine as a noodle. Fluid. Twisted. Impossible to pin down.”