Normsplash ruined my relationship with every other detergent. And I’m oddly okay with that. Just be prepared to face the uncomfortable truth that your "clean" has been a lie.
My gym bag doesn't make me gag anymore. My sheets feel crisp like a hotel. And for the first time in my life, I actually understand what "clean" means. normsplash
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Then I pulled out a white towel that I had previously relegated to "rag duty." It was white. Not gray. White. The kind of white that hurts your eyes to look at. The kind of white that makes you realize you’ve been washing your face with a petri dish for five years. Normsplash ruined my relationship with every other detergent
Let me paint you a picture: I am a 38-year-old man who has been "washing" his clothes the same way since college. That means: throw everything in, pour a cap of blue goo into the tray, press "Start," and pray. My towels felt like sandpaper. My "activewear" smelled like a high school gym locker even after a hot cycle. And don't get me started on the grayish film that had started living rent-free on my white t-shirts. My gym bag doesn't make me gag anymore