Postpone Jury | Duty Los Angeles

I hung up. Walked to the taco truck. And postponed the whole thing again… next year.

So I did what any self-respecting Angeleno does: I went to the website. LACourt.org/jury . postpone jury duty los angeles

I opened my calendar. The system offered a drop-down menu of Mondays. I skipped over April and May (too many deadlines) and landed on June 14th. Summer. Theoretically slower. I clicked. I hung up

One free pass. No questions asked. That’s the magic phrase for Los Angeles: without providing a reason. They don’t want to hear about your graphic designer. They don’t care about the 405 traffic. They just need a new date. So I did what any self-respecting Angeleno does:

The problem was the date: April 17th. The same week my only graphic designer was flying to Thailand for a wedding, leaving me to personally format a 200-page annual report. If I served on a trial, the report wouldn’t just be late. It would be a catastrophe.

The screen refreshed. A new confirmation appeared. New Reporting Date: Monday, June 14, 2026 New Reporting Group: 47 Instructions: Check this website after 5:00 PM on June 13th to see if you actually have to appear. That last part is the real LA secret. Even after you postpone, there’s a 90% chance you’ll call the automated line the night before and hear: “Group 47 is not required to report. Your service is complete for one year.”

I printed the confirmation. Stuck it on my fridge next to a takeout menu for a taco truck. Then I texted my designer in Bangkok: “Crisis averted. Report the report is safe.”