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And then the door closes behind you, and you realize you’ve been waddling all along.

The first thing you notice about Quaack Prep is the door. It’s not a big, intimidating gate like the other academies have. It’s a small, arched wooden door, painted a soft, pond-scum green, with a brass duck-shaped knocker. Above it, carved in curly letters: ENTER AS STRANGE, LEAVE AS FLOCK. quaack prep

Inside, the air smells of old paper, rain, and toast. And then the door closes behind you, and

Professor Waddleton teaches Advanced Redirect. Not redirection— Redirect . The art of making someone forget what they were angry about by leading them, gently, toward a breadcrumb of a better idea. “Don’t argue,” he says, adjusting his spectacles with a webbed foot. “Drift.” arched wooden door