Quackpred ((top)) (ULTIMATE · 2025)

Their toolkit is deceptively clean: $500 “detox” protocols, unregulated peptides, ozone drips into veins that have never seen ozone before. They call themselves functional doctors, naturopathic oncologists, energy healers with PhDs from unaccredited islands. But make no mistake — the quackpred operates on a simple algorithm: find fear, sell certainty, repeat.

The damage is rarely acute. It’s slower. A patient spends their life savings on coffee enemas while a treatable cancer spreads. A mother is told vaccines caused her child’s autism — here, buy this $10,000 chelation package instead. That’s the quackpred’s signature: redirecting desperation into debt, and debt into devotion. quackpred

The only real cure? Unsexy, slow, and free: skepticism with empathy. Ask for evidence. Check credentials. And remember — if someone promises to heal what medicine can’t explain, they’re probably not a miracle worker. They’re a predator with a business card. The damage is rarely acute

Regulatory boards chase them from state to state. Social media bans one account; three more bloom in its place. Because the quackpred doesn’t need a license. It needs a story — and we, exhausted and scared, are always ready to believe the next one. A mother is told vaccines caused her child’s