Squirt Coupons: ^new^

I opened the folder (yes, I actually checked my spam quarantine, as one does at 2 AM when insomnia hits). And there they were. Digital coupons for “Squirt.”

The Weekly Grind Post Title: I Found “Squirt Coupons” in My Spam Folder & Now I Have Questions squirt coupons

Immediately types ‘urban dictionary squirt’ into a private browser tab. I opened the folder (yes, I actually checked

The coupon read: “Buy 2 Get 1 Free. Valid at participating gas stations. Not valid for cash value.” I opened the folder (yes

Let’s be honest. We all went to Hemisphere B.