Trikepatrol Mitch ((top)) ✓

“TrikePatrol Mitch doesn’t chase clout. He chases justice… and maybe a loose hubcap.”

“You’ve seen bike cops. You’ve seen Segway patrols. But you’re not ready for…” trikepatrol mitch

isn’t a real cop. He’s not even a real patrolman. But after his third strike at a box store assembly job, Mitch converted a derelict adult trike into a “patrol vehicle” complete with a blinking amber light from a junkyard forklift. “TrikePatrol Mitch doesn’t chase clout

Fast montage: Mitch weaving through traffic, pulling over a golf cart, eating a donut while still riding. pulling over a golf cart

“They told me three wheels couldn’t handle the beat. Now I’ve got 47 unpaid parking citations—and I gave them to myself .”