Tushy: Hotel

While the name raises eyebrows, guests leave with raised spirits – and exceptionally clean bottoms.

Stay fresh. Stay longer. Stay Tushy. Version 2: Satirical / Fictional Hotel Review Style Title: Tushy Hotel: A Clean Getaway tushy hotel

Enjoy our signature “Rinse & Repeat” spa package, which includes a bespoke bathroom consultation, organic cotton towels, and a bedtime story about the history of anal hygiene (optional, but hilarious). Our restaurant, The Clean Plate Club , serves high-fiber, gut-friendly cuisine, and our lobby bidet fountain makes for an unforgettable selfie spot. While the name raises eyebrows, guests leave with

Welcome to Tushy Hotel – the first hospitality experience designed for the ultimate posterior paradise. We’ve taken the luxury of modern bidet cleansing and built an entire stay around it. Every suite features a Tushy Spa 3.0 bidet attachment, heated seats, warm water rinse, and a gentle air-dry function. But we didn’t stop there. Stay Tushy