The end.
He smiled, turned up his headphones, and listened to the rain fall equally in both ears. will pseudoephedrine help with clogged ears
“So?” Maya asked, turning off the light. The end
“Day 9. Ear still clogged. I have accepted the mono life.” The end. He smiled
“My ear is still a potato,” he said. “But my nose could cut glass.”
“Try Sudafed + Flonase + a neti pot + praying to the Old Gods.”
Three days later, the ear unclogged itself while Leo was eating a lukewarm bagel and watching a video of a cat playing the piano. There was no fanfare. No dramatic rush of sound. Just a sudden, miraculous fssssst and the glorious return of stereo audio.