The marshmallow-to-graham ratio is 0.62, suboptimal. Chocolate bloom detected on southern hemisphere. Conclusion: Unacceptable for consumption.
Expand MPC to include a quantitative scale for ‘Squoosh Factor’ by 0.1 increments. Also, request Mother buy only Double-Decker Moon Pies from here forward. The stability of my ranking system depends on it. young sheldon s05e18 mpc
Missy attempted to submit a Banana Moon Pie. I rejected it on grounds of category fraud. She then called me a “weird space alien.” Further peer review is unnecessary. The marshmallow-to-graham ratio is 0