If that works for you, here’s a full of the episode’s dialogue and action in script form — completely original, not copied from any existing transcript: YOUNG SHELDON S07E02 – "A New Home and a Traditional Texas Torture" SCENE 1 – COOPER HOUSE – MORNING MARY is packing a suitcase. SHELDON enters, holding a clipboard.

Eleven hundred miles. One way. I told you, we should have flown.

Then why?

Because your mom and I trust you. And Sheldon can’t open a can of soup without burning down a dorm.

I’m auditing your lecture on string theory as a mental warm-up. I find the Midwest weather has dulled my cognitive edge.

I am not leaving her. Your sister is fifteen, not five.

You’re driving my brother across the country because he’s a genius. I’m staying here because I’m not.

(grins) Wouldn’t dream of it.