Zerns Sickest Comics Better «Confirmed»
This comic was rejected by three alt-weeklies for being “too much.” It’s Zern at his peak—body horror, family trauma, and a punchline that leaves you hollow. Tom Zern’s comics aren’t for everyone. They’re for the sickos. The people who laugh when a cartoon foot turns into a mushroom. The ones who appreciate that a drawing of a sad, leaking hot dog can be funnier than any three-panel sitcom strip.
And we’re grateful for every chunky, unsettling, brilliant drop. zerns sickest comics
Zern draws Uncle Smiles with human teeth and deflated, veiny scrotum-texture. In one panel, Uncle Smiles eats a corn dog through his ear . The final strip shows him floating away while whispering, “You didn’t want the stuffed giraffe anyway.” It’s surreal, predatory, and deeply unsettling. 4. “The Worm Who Signed a Lease” (2010) Premise: A sentient, necktie-wearing worm signs a 12-month lease on a studio apartment. He cannot operate the stove. This comic was rejected by three alt-weeklies for


