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On Saturday, they had a wildcard event. Last month, they tried to build a birdhouse. It collapsed. They laughed for the first time in years. Yesterday, they went to a casino. Bernard lost forty dollars and called it “tuition in human stupidity.” Arthur won twelve cents on a slot machine and kept the payout slip in his wallet. Eugene got lost in the parking garage for two hours and said it was the most interesting thing that had happened to him all year.

“Found it on the sidewalk outside his apartment,” Eugene said. old men gangbang

Their afternoon activity: watching a single oak tree. On Saturday, they had a wildcard event

Bernard snorted. Eugene smiled. Carla poured the coffee without being asked. Eleven seconds on the dot. They laughed for the first time in years

The next Tuesday, Arthur was back. He had a bandage on his thumb and a wild look in his eye. “The cuckoo bird escaped,” he said. “Got out the window. I chased it three blocks.”

That night, Eugene called Arthur’s phone. It went to voicemail. He left a message: “The grocery list I found today? It said ‘milk, eggs, bread, and revenge.’ Definitely a code.”