Water Transcript |top|: Sponge Out Of

Yes, I know — a book inside a book. It’s like literary inception. But not just any book. A children’s book. A happy, singing, dancing book. And that book is kept underwater. In a place called… Bikini Bottom.

You’re probably wondering, “Who is this magnificent creature of a man?” I am Burger-Beard. The most feared pirate to ever sail a dry, sandy beach. And this — (gestures to ship) — this is my vessel, the S.S. Dijon . But my ship alone didn’t make me the terror of this Chili’s parking lot. No. It was this. sponge out of water transcript

(He leaps into the air, spins, and lands perfectly in front of the Krusty Krab.) Yes, I know — a book inside a book

(He leans in, whispers.)

(He holds up a small, tattered book.)

(Cut to underwater — Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob SquarePants is walking down the street, humming the F.U.N. song.) A children’s book

(Squidward opens the window, looking miserable.)